Test Drive Meme: September

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Test-Drive Meme: September 2012

This meme serves as a practice ground for both new and old players of Somarium to both get used to voicetest characters they may choose to play in the upcoming application cycle. Potential applicants are more than welcome to join in on the fun. It works like any open meme and the rules are simple.

1. Post with your character and their name and canon on the subject line.
2. Roll 1-6 on the RNG
3. ???
4. PROFIT

1. Looks like the Ob Holm bazaar is having a sale. There's a few interesting trinkets here and there but maybe you need a little help deciding what to buy.

2. The dreamgate isn't accessible for the return trip back from Endouto to Ob Holm so it looks like you're stuck for a couple of days. Maybe it's time you gather some supplies or explore the area.

3. Someone just stole something off of you! Quick! Call for help or chase after them!

4. You know what's a good thing about that resort in Ob Holm? It's got a pretty cool oasis to chill at. Talk about a five star vacation.

5. Somehow you're taking a trip on Cid's airship over the desert. Whether to Somarium, Ob Holm or Endouto is up to you!

6. Reroll or go crazy and make something up!

Comments

[agtcarter]

Hopefully not. [Peggy comments, catching the tail end of his sentence as she passed him by.

Let it be noted that she has her arm in a sling.]

[morsecodes]

[Who said older women were off limits? No one. He can't help himself. The woman that spoke to him was lovely and perfect, and yeah, he didn't know she was married, but there was something about her that made her completely off limits and completely his type.

And boy does he know he has no chance, but that doesn't change the fact that he'll try and put on his best charming grin.]

You'd be surprised how likely it is. These merchants? Probably monsters just waiting for the right moment to attack.

fgkjkhnm leo what are you even XD

[agtcarter]

[Peggy would disagree with him of course but she didn't know what was going on in his head at the moment. She stops to get a closer look at him, realising that he was quite young and had gone through a lot.

Either that or he just had an incredibly active imagination.]

They're not monsters. They're just people who are running a business and want to make a living for themselves. No need for you to worry.

the best thing ever tbh

[morsecodes]

[HE HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION but nope, he's not making this stuff up.]

Suuuuure they aren't. See, that's just what they want you to think. It's all the mist, just messing with our heads.

x3

[agtcarter]

It's got nothing to do with any mist or anything like it. Trust me, I've been here longer than you and I know what I'm talking about.

<3

[morsecodes]

How do I not you're not just some monster trying to trick me, hmm? [Wouldn't be the first time he fell for someone that wanted to kill him.]

[agtcarter]

You don't. Not for certain at least. [Peggy isn't a monster, don't worry.] You'll just have to trust me.

[morsecodes]

[He's just going to rub his chin and look over her curiously, before he posed a question.]

Windex or Lemon Pledge?

[How that proves anything, the world may never know. Also Lemon Pledge is totally the right answer here.]

[agtcarter]

I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

[Peggy gives him a look, hoping he would elaborate a bit further.]

[morsecodes]

Windex or Lemon Pledge? It's not a really hard question. They're cleaners. For glass surfaces. One is just obviously better than the other.

[agtcarter]

I have never used either of them so I can't really answer your question I'm afraid.

[morsecodes]

.....You're joking, right? [Clearly she's got to be joking.]

[agtcarter]

No, I'm not. It's the truth.