Test Drive Meme: September

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Test-Drive Meme: September 2012

This meme serves as a practice ground for both new and old players of Somarium to both get used to voicetest characters they may choose to play in the upcoming application cycle. Potential applicants are more than welcome to join in on the fun. It works like any open meme and the rules are simple.

1. Post with your character and their name and canon on the subject line.
2. Roll 1-6 on the RNG
3. ???
4. PROFIT

1. Looks like the Ob Holm bazaar is having a sale. There's a few interesting trinkets here and there but maybe you need a little help deciding what to buy.

2. The dreamgate isn't accessible for the return trip back from Endouto to Ob Holm so it looks like you're stuck for a couple of days. Maybe it's time you gather some supplies or explore the area.

3. Someone just stole something off of you! Quick! Call for help or chase after them!

4. You know what's a good thing about that resort in Ob Holm? It's got a pretty cool oasis to chill at. Talk about a five star vacation.

5. Somehow you're taking a trip on Cid's airship over the desert. Whether to Somarium, Ob Holm or Endouto is up to you!

6. Reroll or go crazy and make something up!

Comments

Hazama/Terumi Yuuki | Blazblue

[senkon_meiraku]

[Now here's something odd if not completely weird. A man in full suit sitting inside a cage in the bazaar. He doesn't look particularly agitated or panicked, in fact he looks like he's thinking.]

Why am I in a cage?? Wait, I probably deserve this though.

[A ) Help him?

B ) Laugh at him?

C) Ignore him?]

[hyper_rain]

Thou should care, as a Vongola, because it is a waste of resources to do more than thou hast to and because it will not be wise if thou makes enemies of strangers and comrades.

[Basil recognizing the attitude, tried to appeal to Mammon's money-understanding ways and at the same time work in morals to his reproach.]

[unshackle]

[She takes a moment to ponder to herself, the smirk on her smooth robotic features shifts into something a little more thoughtful.]

I see. It would appear that this is what Jeff was referring to when he spoke of the stick.

[You know, the stick up his ass? Ha. Ha. Ooops did she say that out loud?]

[ranaillusione]

[Had Basil not been under the External Advisor's protection, Mammon would have choked him too.D<]

I think my flames are my own, and I can 'waste' them on whatever I want. [Mammon pockets his money.] And small fry like that wouldn't belong in a Family anyway.

because why the hell not

[endbringer]

[Between B and C, I guess?

Except I kid. Totally B.]

Well, I guess your new home fits you better, Hazama.

Re: because why the hell not

[senkon_meiraku]

Har har, Major, har har. What did you come here to just to do that? [He can get out any time he wants to you know.]

[endbringer]

Do I need a reason to see you in a cage? I'll be blunt, this is a sight for sore eyes.

[Nope. Can't hear you over the sight of how awesome this is.]

[senkon_meiraku]

Yeah, I'm sure. Psychotic brocon pervert. [Hazama takes out a knife and starts picking at the lock. He's in intelligence, he can do this with eyes closed.]

Don't you have to be somewhere else, like, maybe chasing down your brother or something?

[endbringer]

[Good job, Hazama. There's a flicker of anger flashed in his eyes for a moment, although it flashed out just as fast as it flashed in.]

I do what I want.

[Because True End!CS is where mun picks him up, just saying.]

[senkon_meiraku]

[He continues to pick the lock, but something was amiss. Amiss meaning...]

What the hell am I doing? [With a flick of the wrist the knife disappears into his coat, then a flash of darkness appears on his hand.]

Ouroborus! [The darkness forms itself into a snake-like blade and clashes with the cage door. Smoke and dust fill the air at the collision]

[ooc: yeah, this guy is from post CS too, but he's still gonna poke his buttons.]

[endbringer]

[WOW holy shit Terumi. Jin, in his reflexes, subconsciously put into his fighting stance as the smoke erupt. Whether Hazama manages to do that or not, Jin's body is ready; His Nox Nyctores rest calmly on his side, with his Iaido stance intact.]

[Is this where we're going to use the 'WHEEL OF TURNING' phrase?]

[senkon_meiraku]

[You would think so wouldn't you? But as the smoke and dust settles, Hazama starts to make his way towards the "exit" only to find...]

Alright now let's just....wait...wait, WHAT?!

[...the cage doors were still intact. If anything, Hazama's attack made it look cleaner, like it was newly shined.]

Oh, you have got to be shitting me!

[endbringer]

[Jin blinks his eyes, surprises are clearly written all over his face as the scene presented itself before his eyes.]

[Although, he soon reverts to his calm demeanor again, a grin engross his lips.]

Amazing, Captain Hazama. It seems your weapon works better than anyone would have guessed.

[senkon_meiraku]

Hey! Shut it pretty boy!

[Terumi starts to shake and kick the cage doors open, starting to resemble a wild animal that has just been caught.]

HEY! WHERE'S THE KEY TO GODDAMN THING! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!

[The cage rattles from side to side, making an awful noise accompanied by Terumi's screaming.

ooc: I just really wanna keep him in the cage.]

[endbringer]

[Oh god.]

[This is rich.]

Might I voice my opinion on you now? You look pretty pathetic, Hazama.

[And we'll go with that, definitely. Jin is not against that as well.]

[morsecodes]

...So it's still dangerous? Anyway, where are we?

[alwaystraveling]

Well, not that much. All cities have dangers. Last month was particularly dangerous, but it was highly unusual.

It's a trade city called Ob Holm. In a dream world.

[morsecodes]

[...aaand she asked about Jason. :| Leo sighs, then shrugs, trying to act all cool about it.]

He's my side-kick, guess you could say.

[morsecodes]

[He's just going to rub his chin and look over her curiously, before he posed a question.]

Windex or Lemon Pledge?

[How that proves anything, the world may never know. Also Lemon Pledge is totally the right answer here.]

[morsecodes]

Man, now that'd be useful. [Controlling earth when Mother Earth was trying to kill you? WOULDN'T THAT BE HANDY. Geez. He's about to drag you along back to his ship, only he's still trying to find it...]

Wait. Did you just say-- your world? [Yeah he just now caught that.] Sorry, dude, but this isn't Star Trek.

[agtcarter]

I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

[Peggy gives him a look, hoping he would elaborate a bit further.]

[bellonaborn]

Jason Grace?

[Reyna highly doubted this.... It was unlikely he was even the same Jason.... that's a common name, after all.]

[spaztastic]

Sure. [Nod, nod.] Let's get something to drink. Shopping is thirsty work!

[adageprincess]

[Rhyme nods back eagerly, a little thirsty herself.]

I saw a lemonade stand a few stalls down that way. [She points towards one direction.] I think they sell other kinds of fruit juices too!

[popstar]

And I thought that the mystery of the TV was over. [Rise gives the girl a bit of a sigh before perking up once more.] I'm sorry I don't remember you but I guess that's one of the things you need to deal with when you arrive here.

[A laugh.] This is a first for me, though.